I'm homeschooling my 2 sons and one of my daughters.
What was I thinking?
Actually, it's very fulfilling, until the boys start bickering.... and rough-housing.... and sneaking outside when they should be doing their spelling.... and chewing up their pencils in the electric pencil sharpener.... or swinging from the ceiling fans....
I've thought of how I can harness their energy for good instead of evil... perhaps hiring them out to Underwriter's Laboratories as destruction specialists... or to young couples thinking of having sex before they're married as a method of birth control.... or finding some other way to profit off of their insatiable appetite for destruction.
When my kids ask me where I'm going as I grab my purse and head for the garage, I answer, "Crazy! And you're driving!"
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Take the boys to high school sex ed. class. Maybe it will cut down on teen pregnancy.:)
Excellent idea! Keep the ideas coming!
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